Authors and Reviews

First there was the unhappy writer on Scott Pack's Blog ('Why Do I Bother?' - Feb 25th 2009), then Alice Hoffman and now Alain de Botton publicly tweeting and twittering about negative reviews. Perhaps somebody could write a negative review about one of my novels so that I could publicly admonish them, get the press to report it and receive ungarnered publicity in the process.

I spot a gap in the market here...or have the publishing marketing teams got there before me?